SALADS VS. DOUGHNUTS

Spiritual advisor of mine just told the story of being stopped by the police on the highway.   She had just left a workshop she had conducted, that was quite intense - and wonderful - .  But she hadn't gotten a chance to eat her lunch - and had to get somewhere else- so ate her lunch in the car as she was driving.  She hit the rumble strip a few times... but was fine.  A little while later a car sped past her in the left lane.. and she saw the police car's blue lights come on - to stop her?!  But wait, that other guy was going so much faster.  He pulled her over and asked her if she had been drinking?  WHAT? Someone had called in and reported her driving erratically.   After intense back and forth he realized she had not been drinking - she did say she might be a little ungrounded from the workshop, and then remembered the salad.  After she told him why she might have been reported he looked at her, completely seriously, and said, "Ma'am, that's why we eat donuts"

TEENAGE KARMA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mostly my teenaged daughters roll their eyes at anything I say.  Especially when it comes to spirituality, healing, philosophy.  Imagine my delight when my oldest came home and said “I’ve been thinking about that karma thing, Mom.  I get it..  What you give out is what you get back..Yeah – seems like a good way to live.”..  I was feeling pretty proud – of her, but mostly of myself.  I was getting through.  Effective parenting.  Teaching what’s important. Cool Mom, even.  Pretty puffed up, I was.  And then, came this.  “Soooo, can I have the car, ma …….you’ll get it back."at's why we eat donuts"

C.R.A.F.T.

A Spiritual advisor of mine just told the story of being stopped by the police on the highway.   She had just left a workshop she had conducted, that was quite intense - and wonderful - .  But she hadn't gotten a chance to eat her lunch - and had to get somewhere else- so ate her lunch in the car as she was driving.  She hit the rumble strip a few times... but was fine.  A little while later a car sped past her in the left lane.. and she saw the police car's blue lights come on - to stop her?!  But wait, that other guy was going so much faster.  He pulled her over and asked her if she had been drinking?  WHAT? Someone had called in and reported her driving erratically.   After intense back and forth he realized she had not been drinking - she did say she might be a little ungrounded from the workshop, and then remembered the salad.  After she told him why she might have been reported he looked at her, completely seriously, and said, "Ma'am, that's why we eat donuts"

REIKI II

INTRO TO THE COSMOS

 love expanding my knowledge.  I read a lot, talk to tons of interesting people.  I have a wide variety of interests - from the very spiritual to the very mundane to the very fun.  I was VERY excited to sign up for a class "Intro to the Cosmos".....  Imagine my surprise when the teacher was not a bartender.

My two new favorite signs:

 

"Psychic Convention cancelled due to unforseen circumstances"

AND

"Welcome to the Hokey Pokey Clinic where you turn yourself around"

 

Mushrooms have incredible medicinal and ecological benefits.  And, some of them can be tasty, too!  My wonderful sister Sue is an amazing mycologist... and here is her latest "funny".

 

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray to my mush my soul to keep

If I should die before I wake

I must have made a big mistake!